The Infamous Con-Quest Essays

Straight from the pages of the long-running fanzine itself. Keep in mind that any references to "here" or "this magazine" or "these pages" within the essays refer to Con-Quest as a physical publication; other than that, they're pretty self-contained. I welcome intelligent comments or discussions ... but put that flame-thrower down, because the old talons are still sharp.... ;)


Matrix Quest
From Issue 4. The (in)significance of the Matrix to the Decepticons.
Peace At Last?
From Issue 10. Who will win the Autobot/Decepticon wars? Who should?
The Making of BotCon
From Issue 13. Some of my experiences organizing BotCon '95.
The Soul of the Hunter
From Issue 16. Megatron (the real one) and Tyrannosaurs as personal archetypes.
Of Wolves, Klingons, and Decepticons
From Issue 18. The unmistakable parallels between the three species.
A Season in Hell
From Issue 19. Review and discussion of the first season of the Beast Wars cartoon.
Lights and Mirrors: A Trick of Perspective
From Issue 20. On pre-conceived notions and the perception of the Decepticons.
The Real Heroes of the Story
From Issue 21. What does it take to be a hero, and who's got what it takes?
The Strange Case of Omega Supreme
From Issue 22. False Memory Syndrome at its finest.
Megatron and Starscream: A World of Second Chances
From Issue 23. Deadly rivals or former friends? Let's look at the evidence.
The Worst Crime
From Issue 24. The most vile of all possible transgressions is too often taken lightly, or worse yet, admired.
Fight At My Side: Gender Relations on Faraway Worlds
From Issue 25. Of chauvinism and equality.
The Name of Respect
From Issue 26. Galvatron: a lousy character with a great name. Galvatron: a great character with a lousy name. Which element can redeem the other?
The Nature of Honor
From Issue 28. Decepticons, and not Autobots, are the ones who exemplify true honor.
Megatron's Alien Allies
From Issue 29. How open are the Decepticon ranks to select aliens?
The Best Thing That Could Happen
From Issue 30. Why a Decepticon invasion of Earth, even with its concomitant destruction, would in fact be a good thing.
Fantasy and Reality
From Issue 31. Fantasy is compelling precisely because it is not reality, and not spoiled by such.
Nightbird Revisited: A Response to Ignorance
From Issue 32. The facts of the Nightbird episode reviewed once again.
Untransformable
From Issue 33. For a mythology like the Transformers, it's tremendously damaging to muck with it too much; but the recent "official" TF elements are trying to do just that.
Redemption of the Dinobots
From Issue 34. Why the Dinobots should be Decepticons.
The Road Well Traveled
From Issue 35. A retrospective on 10 years of Con-Quest.
How to Write a G1 Fanfic
From Issue 37. Some facts, hints, and suggestions for aspiring writers from a G1 purist.



"Best Of" Essays

Who's Fictional?
From "The Best of Con-Quest 2" re-print special. Are some fictional characters more fictional than others?
A Better Breed of Hero
From "The Best of Con-Quest 3" re-print special. Who makes a better hero - Autobots or Decepticons?



Additional Essay

What Is It About The Transformers?
Not from Con-Quest, but from the BotCon '97 Magazine. A discussion of the intangible elements that make the Transformer mythos exceptional.

Special thanks to George and Jazz Morgan for the great background graphic to the essays!
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